Me: You should try to wake up earlier each morning if you want time to play before going off to school.
Little Boy: But mama, it's so hard to get up.
Me: Then you should sleep earlier.
Little Boy: Can't you just plug me in every morning?
I asked him if he was an appliance and he said yes, he needed to be plugged in through his back to summon the energy to get up so early. :)